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Alternative Uses For A Headshot.

October 28, 2013 10:27 am

In case I go missing and you need to know what I REALLY look like these days… here are the most current photos of my face:  

Other uses for these headshots include, but aren't limited to:

  • Attaching to a Frisbee and using it as a mask to rob a Russian bakery
  • Cutting out, taping to rulers and putting on a puppetry show about a bunch of clones
  • Stapling to a pillow to practice breaking bad news to someone 
  • A doormat for when you're having low self-esteem and need to stomp on somebody
  • A doormat for when you're having high self-esteem and need to step over somebody
  • Gluing to a passenger seat and using the carpool lane
  • Photo booth companion when you attend a wedding solo
  • A casting director could use them for these purposes, and more! 

 

And, here is a glimpse of the arsenal of "out-takes" that out numbered the "normal" photos 2-1. 

      

 

Let me know if anyone wants to play disc-golf with my face later.